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EVERgREENRIDER

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Dec 18, 2008
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Off work on deck. So the gigantic bump on my neck erupted yesterday. Nastiest shit ever. If it wasn't me that it was happening to and I was just a bystander I would have fucking hurled. And what else came out? A fuckin 4 inch long hair. That shit was all caused by a fucking ingrown hair. Had the entire right side of my neck looking like Rocky from the mask an shit
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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Off work on deck. So the gigantic bump on my neck erupted yesterday. Nastiest shit ever. If it wasn't me that it was happening to and I was just a bystander I would have fucking hurled. And what else came out? A fuckin 4 inch long hair. That shit was all caused by a fucking ingrown hair. Had the entire right side of my neck looking like Rocky from the mask an shit
There was this dude who used to live on the block in federal way he had like a gemini pack of hot dogs looking shit on the back of his head / top of his neck, it was huge. Finally he gad it surgically removed they pulled out like a 3 foot long hair in there lol it was the cause of the whole thing. His doctors said it usually happens when you get your hair cut with bad clippers but usually doesn't get that far advanced i don't know if that's true or not
 

EVERgREENRIDER

ResidentRocketScientist
Dec 18, 2008
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At the Pump
There was this dude who used to live on the block in federal way he had like a gemini pack of hot dogs looking shit on the back of his head / top of his neck, it was huge. Finally he gad it surgically removed they pulled out like a 3 foot long hair in there lol it was the cause of the whole thing. His doctors said it usually happens when you get your hair cut with bad clippers but usually doesn't get that far advanced i don't know if that's true or not
Yikes. My god man. That's gotta be a world record or suffa
 

BUTCHER 206

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Aug 22, 2003
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I think I'll purchase a luxurious high fat 0.8-1.2lb ribeye steak, let it sit out for like an hour with some kosher salt and black pepper then sear the shit out of that thing on extreme heat with a little peanut oil to a nice medium rare with a thick crusty sear finished with a little butter at the very end, then eat it while reflecting on how amazing life is
Fuck yeah man, ill get one of those good yukon gold potatoes those are hyphy



421g of frozen battered chicken tendies in the oven cause im a piece of shit who hates himself and im lazy and someone should probably put me out of my miserable existence. re-upped on sriracha and got some hoison garlic sauce to go with it going to mix them and dip the tendies