Fucking bitch ass phone has been slow ass fuck then when i tried to update YouTube it failed cause i didn't have enough storage. I thought wtf theres nothing even on this phone then realized it was talking about internal storage vs usb storage; basically the 2gb system partition was completely full while theres like 12gb empty dedicated for music and pics etc. So i spent like 30 minutes in the application manager disabling notifications for all these stupid apps, uninstalling them back down to factory version, and completely getting rid of shit i don't even use like this 500mb worth of Google NSA tracking shit. Down to 600mb/2gb now and i noticed when i uninstalled and disabled "Google play services" it was like removing a virus. Everything immediately became very responsive like the day i first got this phone. I shoulda figured all this shit out a long time ago but never bothered.
TL;DR Fuck Google cuzz shit slowed down my phone blood