Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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When I was 16 me and two friends walked in on one of their moms cleaning the house to this song
[video=youtube;IVMKQP0K3a0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0[/video]
singing it word for word loudly and kind of "freaking" the vacuum as she used it to clean the living room.
It was fucking hilarious, well, for two of us at least lol.
[video=youtube;IVMKQP0K3a0]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVMKQP0K3a0[/video]
singing it word for word loudly and kind of "freaking" the vacuum as she used it to clean the living room.
It was fucking hilarious, well, for two of us at least lol.
My friend growing up had a hot mom, and she was a 'cool' mom too. So my friend was selling his bike, and someone came to check out the bike, and the kid (who was with his dad) liked the bike and said he wanted it. I walked inside and went to her room to tell her, because the kid didnt even ride it or anything and bought it. I opened her door and she was gettin dressed and was in her bra and panties. She kinda yelled at me to close the door, lol. She was looking fucking hot for the 3 seconds I saw her. we never spoke of that again.
When I was in my teens and 20s fucking a cougar was some cool shit. Shes gonna do all the driving and paying and she cuz im broke and young. Then she always has a nice pad and and I can knock the bitch out one time, go eat all her kids lunchables and then go beat it up again. These days that aint no out of the ordinary shit, thats just a broad with a couple years on me. And now im a scumbag when I drink all the capri suns cuz I forgot to bring any mixers for the gin.
