Asked for some tartar sauce with my fries at some restaurant in Tennessee and bitch literally looked at me like I asked for fetus flavored goat hooves or something.
I'm pretty sure dude would've loved it but he had this fucking monster sub and already had made poor gas stop decisions in various hoods so I'm glad you didn't.
That was hella funny the on time I was on the phone with you and you were like "Yeah the area we are in at the hotel is cool I think, not too sketchy" and then literally 5 seconds later you could hear someone letting off rounds in the distance lol