I'm beyond stoned right now so when I saw he posted this, I clicked it and I swear TA GAWD I teleported to a forsaken spot high in the Himalayan mountains. There, I befriended a local tribe and with the help of over 100 townsmen we rolled the biggest honey bourbon backwood known to man. It was filled with none other than landrace bud and malana cream, often regarded as some of the best hash in the world. We hotboxed in a hut and later performed a bukkake ritual on a virgin oracle. As my high dwindles down, I hope to encounter this magical village again..