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S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
Oct 25, 2011
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Yeah, I dunno about the dead dad thing, but I remember posting that someone stole my spare tire off the back of my SUV and someone photoshopped Mario chasing after yoshi who was replaced by the cutout of his back tattoo of Texas chasing a tire


talmbout "backfrica stole my Yokohama"


Someone needs to find that gif
I member.
 
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Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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Monte is more than likely getting made fun of about his dead dad because he's a fucking weirdo taking selfies in front of his dead dad's corpse and posting them on the internet.

I get taking pictures of a funeral. But taking selfies in front of a dead body, especially your dad's on some "look at me" instagram shit is weird as fuck.

My "cousin*" did that to my grandma and everyone was looking at her like wtf is wrong with you?


*"cousin" because she was the daughter of some chick my uncle was fucking with...they broke up but the mother & daughter kept coming around family functions and then was heartbroken when he died cuz it was "her dad".
 

infinity

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Holy shit breh I just experienced a very similar situation 2 weeks ago. My uncle who was adopted knocked up this chick and bounced 29 years ago. She still comes around to family functions and calls my grandpa "dad". Her daughter is fucking hot though. We got a little too close within a couple hours

tldr my non-blood related cousin gave me blue balls
 

Arson

Long live the KING!!!!
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Holy shit breh I just experienced a very similar situation 2 weeks ago. My uncle who was adopted knocked up this chick and bounced 29 years ago. She still comes around to family functions and calls my grandpa "dad". Her daughter is fucking hot though. We got a little too close within a couple hours

tldr my non-blood related cousin gave me blue balls
beat em.