You probably shouldn't do a 500 calorie a day diet then, end up getting more shit removed lol
I mean, if the ultimate goal is weight loss, could organ removal really be a bad way to go?
They take half your liver 1.5 lbs, appendix is .5 lbs, a kidney .5 lbs, little bit for your tonsils and adenoids, a couple feet of intestine 2 pounds or so, a lung is 2.5 lbs.
That's about 7 pounds, all in 1 afternoon if you know a guy.