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Signed the contract for my bar today.
Totenkopf @Totenkopf Jake @Jake numbers

Will also have a couple beers from Coopers Brewery. Your verdict?
congrats

where did you open it?



^this and carona is the only beer I drink
 

Mike Manson

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Carlton Cold review:

"this beers is crap when i open there is minimal fizz from the low carbonation in the beer its self. the aroma that comes out when first opened is putrid my fat chicks girlfriends shit smells and tastes and better than this and trust me i would know. give me a VB any day that shit is fucking holy water even better taken as a suppository."

lol
 
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Germans suck at beer, overrated just cuz oktoberfest, Holland is way better lol fuck leffe, bitberger, warsteiner, dab and all that crap. Becks is ok, that's about it.

Heineken compliments ganja better than any beer. But you live in a country that will execute you for touching bud so I understand the lack of appreciation.
 

Mike Manson

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Germans suck at beer, overrated just cuz oktoberfest, Holland is way better lol fuck leffe, bitberger, warsteiner, dab and all that crap. Becks is ok, that's about it.

Heineken compliments ganja better than any beer. But you live in a country that will execute you for touching bud so I understand the lack of appreciation.
Lol, you don't even know what you are talking about. 1/3 of all the world's breweries are German...

And in China I can buy weed seeds online, grow weed in the open, and nobody cares...
 

Mike Manson

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Germans suck at beer, overrated just cuz oktoberfest, Holland is way better lol fuck leffe, bitberger, warsteiner, dab and all that crap. Becks is ok, that's about it.

Heineken compliments ganja better than any beer. But you live in a country that will execute you for touching bud so I understand the lack of appreciation.
Leffe is not German, Bitburger, Warsteiner, and Dab are like Budweiser, Miller, and Busch...Beck's is the worst of all. But at least we have been brewing beer for 800+ years...
 

Mike Manson

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I was mainly just trolling

But why is jackie Chan's son in so much trouble now? Cuz he has a big name and government has to save face?
Pretty much. But he doesn't have to worry about anything. My sister in law has been to prisons for people like him in Beijing, and it's like a 3+ star hotel...
 

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Not as good of a story but me and nolettuce @nolettuce 's old friend who was the nephew of the GM of the Pizza Hut we all worked at and one of our weed connects was this little Burmese kid that went by Chicky. Chicky hung with a bunch of Vietnamese and Burmese Crips from Lake City and while not a gang member himself was a hustler for sure who would later go to prison for stabbing a dude that was going to testify against him for moving quite a bit of weed in the leg with a screwdriver on a basketball court with dozens of people around in the middle of the day. Anyways one day I'm chilling home and this dude pages me, I call back, and he's like "Come around with me to drop off a bunch of weed, I'll smoke mad blunts" and of course I say sure. I've known Chicky a couple years by this point, he's a really cool yet peculiar little dude. He pulls up in a this littler knockoff yellow sports style car, I forget what type, and I get in. Dude passes me a blunt I spark it, try to pass it back, and he's just like "Nah that's yours." So we are driving down this road behind the condos I live at talking and he hits play on the tape deck. The opening instrumental buildup begins and I'm thinking "Hmmm this sounds so fucking familiar" and he's telling me all these places he has to go to make drop offs. "Where in the fuck have I heard this before?" I'm thinking to myself when all of a sudden....

Blame it on the rain, yeah yeah
Blame it on the stars, woooh


"Bro are you listening to Milli Vanilli?"

"Yeah dog, Milli Vanilli is that playa shit man"

"................"

I just bust up laughing uncontrollably as this little Burmese Chicken Little looking motherfucker starts grooving to the song. Still one of the funniest things ever. If you knew this dude it would make it even that much funnier.

BAHAHAHAHAAAA!!!!

Hilarious!