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[Mixerr]

@Mixerr Reviews #63668

This is Michael Mixerr. Today I will be posting porn on Facebook. I will be posting Bob's Boners (no jmacc) on Facebook. Bob's Boners is a parody of Bob's Burgers. Hopefully my family will see how much of a creepy bastard I am by posting porn on Facebook.

It is important that people watch this porn because porn is brehsive. I rate Bob's Boners 5/5 (no jmacc), *****!

Porn, tiddies, and pussy are the most brehsive things ever! Bob's Boners is The best parody porno ever! That I have seen so far.

 

[Mixerr]

My phone number is in my signature. Did you all see it? That is Mixerr Reviews Hotline! My hours are 11 am to 11 pm.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

My phone number is in my signature. Did you all see it? That is Mixerr Reviews Hotline! My hours are 11 am to 11 pm.

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[EVERgREENRIDER]

In other news i dl'd a new tape by a dude named Zilla. I thought it was tum tum but no. Shit is pretty tight though for my southern rap bruhs

 

[illuminati_guy]

does tum tum still rap

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

I think so. Hes kinda active on IG so i assume so

 

[nolettuce]

Mixerr Reviews at two in the morning? WHO IS THIS?

Mixerr, from Mixerr Reviews.

She sounds hideous.

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

What are you wearing Mixerr of Mixerr reviews?
Uuuhhhh, a helmet and string ball

 

[BUTCHER 206]

They want me to work tomorrow night here. Cool. Ill take that 8 hrs of OT

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Aahhhh my bestest of bestest friends. How is your night so far Butcher? Witness any suspicious activities? Any Korean cars towed?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Aahhhh my bestest of bestest friends. How is your night so far Butcher? Witness any suspicious activities? Any Korean cars towed?

Drive in sucked and was a little squirrely with all the hard rain and water on the freeway. Work is boring as fuck as usual. Pretty much have seen two pizza delivery guys and a guy signed for a package and that's it. Thinking about heading to wendys but I dunno

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Do it. Wendys is delicious

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

I wish I had seen two pizza delivery guys.

 

[Ne Obliviscaris]

Does that need a "no jmacc"?

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Pizza sounds very hyphy as well

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

Does that need a "no jmacc"?

Yea it does kinda seem like the beginning of an old 80s porno. Hot and hard, in 10 minutes or less. Lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I want some pizza but papa johns and dominos is all the way out right now. What I really want is some proletariat pizza the sausage / pepp combo.

 

[ALL BOUT CHICKEN]

I never had Papa John's or Papa Murphy's pizza.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I never had Papa John's or Papa Murphy's pizza.

They're not good lol. Papa johns was pretty good in the early 2000s but it fuckin sucks now. I don't like papa murphys at all it tastes like food bank / school cafeteria pizza.

 

[BUTCHER 206]