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Mar 21, 2007
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man my hoe got me lightweight paranoid

she gave me some edibles she made so i just ate a whole big ass cookie like the size of teh palm of my hand. it tasted hella strong like weed . so she's at work and she called me and i told her i ate the whole cookie and she was like u trippin u bout to be heeeeeella high she said they came out potent as hell lol damn

rip me is this real life am i typing this?
 
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The owner of the building I worked in walked in to a bar I was in on my lunch break. He didnt snitch tho cuz he was bout that too. He said "i aint a cop" lol

Little did he know we were there for the same chick
"my name is furl, im the owner of your building. Im a stoner and im chilling with your bitch in the back"
 

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Doing laundry can take all day. Mostly waiting but it's an accomplishment nonetheless
My building has two washers and two dryers and the 2 1/2 years I've lived here I've literally went down with my stuff for them to both be in use twice. I usually never see anyone anywhere in this place outside of the dude below me. I think it's because I work/sleep different hours than most people. Only reason I see him is because he's outside smoking quite a bit.

Laundry usually takes me about two to four hours to do. I just have to do clothes and under stuff today no towels or blankets or sheets or anything.
 
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Dont get caught slipping by the opps ene
I'm at home and i was bored so i ate it i think ima hop in the shower right now incase i get hella high later n be stuck lol

man last year i ate this potent ass cookie and i was sooooo fuckin high damn neer in a coma i was stuck not moving for shit lol