If your really trippin just make a list of things you can do for her versus things the Abo can do for her.
Then ride a kangaroo over to her house and post the list on the door with a hatchet.
then break one of the back windows and throw a opened bag of 10 or so poisonous snakes in her place. By the time she realizes she might have made a mistake by fuckin you over she will have been bitin by said snakes from said bag.
Report back in 18 hours and we can reconvene