This is the african news report from the Braah Monn official scientest/weatherman/witchdoctor
"Bra dis be Braah Monn aka Da Witchdocta Human Dopplar aka Da Sadist Witda Latest wit de forecast for tooday and i see hyerre eet iis: cloudy with a slight chance of evaborating lakes of blood and raining frogs mon, make suah ya rememba de jacket too brada cuz its finna be swarming locusts and bugs, and deres a ten percent chance dat one ya babies might heel ova! I cant get jeegy wit tis sheet!"