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I had a 1996 and it only had 49,000 miles on it when I got it. It was super clean. I had a lot of problems with it though and it attracted a lot of negative attention. I kinda don't want a car I'm going to have to worry about every time I have to park it somewhere. Someone (kids I think) stomped in the roof on that damn car. Slashed the tires, threw eggs all over it too. That car was my baby, that pissed me off something awful.
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Chicagos a fuckin mess man. Disturbances everywhere including a guy flipping out at a taco bell, break ins, shootings, robberies, some baby was reported walking around the street by itself, wtf its like only 630am over there
Ppl think that changing gun laws will help chicago, but really the problem is these babies walking around robbing stealing and killing
 

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I just remembered i went to cvs on Wednesday. It just opened. It was a grand opening. It was nearly empty. I got accosted by 3 different smiling employees nearly screaming "Good afternoon sir, welcome to cvs", forcing me to reply "No thank you" repeatedly before making it roughly to the section I needed, then finally at the 4th "Good afternoon", and getting a "can I help you?" I gave up and politely said "Sure, why not? Im looking for Q-tips..." The guy was like "Oh! Just right over here sir" and walked with me then pointed at racks and racks of cvs brand cotton swabs. I maintained my cool and managed to inform him Q-tips are a brand of cotton swab, not a generic term for cotton swabs, and he said "Oh, sorry sir, we dont carry Q-tip brand cotton swabs." I managed to hold in my rage, started backing away mumbled a nearly unintelligible "Thanks anyway", grabbed a tube of toothpaste with my now sweaty and shaking hand, walked to the register while avoiding eye contact with all the nearly hostile heat-seeking employees, and placed it at the counter. The cashier was smiling and asked, "Did you find everything you were looking for, sir?", I managed to stammer "uh.. no... no i didn't". She hesitated and looked alarmed and asked "Can I help you find what you're looking for?" I was nearly choking at this point. I said "Uh.. Q-tips... I was looki-" she cut me off and said "Oh we have plenty! Over in aisle (whatever aisle i was just in), Robert (I think it was robert, it was the same name as the guy who had just lied to me and wasted my time) can help you!" I stared at her in stunned disbelief then she asked me if I was ok. I said "I just want to pay and get out of here I don't even use this brand toothpaste!" She said "I'm so sorry sir! Do you have a cvs extracare rewards card?" I got the hell out of there. What kind of place treats potential customers with such hostility and requires their own proprietary form of payment? Fuck cvs
 

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Just troubleshooted my grandmas kindle fire over the phone. She said it wouldn't turn on after the power went out a few times last week even though its been plugged in charging since then. "Ok, try this. Unplug it, wait like 5 seconds, plug it back in, then try to push the power button again". And it popped up the charging symbol / no battery she said lol. Fuckin idiot the next time I see her I'm going to DDT her through the coffee table then give her a hollywood hulk hogan leg drop, followed by the corporate elbow
 
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Just troubleshooted my grandmas kindle fire over the phone. She said it wouldn't turn on after the power went out a few times last week even though its been plugged in charging since then. "Ok, try this. Unplug it, wait like 5 seconds, plug it back in, then try to push the power button again". And it popped up the charging symbol / no battery she said lol. Fuckin idiot the next time I see her I'm going to DDT her through the coffee table then give her a hollywood hulk hogan leg drop, followed by the corporate elbow
Og butcher would kick your fuckin ass
 
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Aug 22, 2003
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Og butcher would kick your fuckin ass
He died when I was like 2 or something. First the cigarette smoking and bad circulation caused him to lose his toes. Then he kept drinking and smoking and lost his feet. Then slowly over a couple years they had to continue chopping a little more off at a time til they couldn't go further. Then he finally died from gangrene. I think he was like 50