Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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Holy shit hahahahahaha
I had stopped paying attention until that part
I had stopped paying attention until that part
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VERSACERO and VERSACERO
HOLY FUCK HOW DID I NOT TELL YOU GUYS THIS ALREADY?
11:30 last night I get back home from the gym.
Neighbor hottie upstairs has an elderly family member she takes care of, staying with her.
As I get up to my door, there is a gurney in front of the stairs by my place.
I get inside & realized I forgot to take my garbage out & it stunk cuz I cleaned out my fridge before I left to the gym around 830
As I go out to toss the trash, ppl are coming down the stairs from above me.
Could have been a mortician, or corner or whoever comes, but these motherfuckers are carrying a dead body in a bag 3 fucking feet away from me.
I've been around a lot of dead bodies (no gemini ) & that shit dont really bother me, but the fact that I am pretty sure someone died about 7 feet from where I lay my head at night didnt sit well with me at all.
Cool story dead guy
If I don't return to freedom town brehs, this guy might have came for me...
11:30 last night I get back home from the gym.
Neighbor hottie upstairs has an elderly family member she takes care of, staying with her.
As I get up to my door, there is a gurney in front of the stairs by my place.
I get inside & realized I forgot to take my garbage out & it stunk cuz I cleaned out my fridge before I left to the gym around 830
As I go out to toss the trash, ppl are coming down the stairs from above me.
Could have been a mortician, or corner or whoever comes, but these motherfuckers are carrying a dead body in a bag 3 fucking feet away from me.
I've been around a lot of dead bodies (no gemini ) & that shit dont really bother me, but the fact that I am pretty sure someone died about 7 feet from where I lay my head at night didnt sit well with me at all.
Cool story dead guy
If I don't return to freedom town brehs, this guy might have came for me...
Mike, you realize I don't really give a fuck if he wants one or not?
I wanna fuck Chanel West Coast but that's not gonna happen, ya know why?
Because I am an overweight bald ginger with an average income.
Wanna know why its not okay for a blind person to drive?
BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING SEE THE ROAD HE IS DRIVING ON.
I am not sure how that is not common sense here.
I wanna fuck Chanel West Coast but that's not gonna happen, ya know why?
Because I am an overweight bald ginger with an average income.
Wanna know why its not okay for a blind person to drive?
BECAUSE HE CAN'T FUCKING SEE THE ROAD HE IS DRIVING ON.
I am not sure how that is not common sense here.