You done fucked up. Here's how that convo should have gone:
Defy: Hey you still wanna kick it?
Her: Yes
Defy: Shit, I was gonna come pick you up, but I got someone coming over to drop off some blow. You're welcome to swing through though.
Her: I'll be right over
lmao.....I snatched this chick from my potna cuz he tried that move, but he fucked up doing it.....he calls me up like
him: hey your friend got some coke right?
me: wtf are you talking about?
him: ok cool, this chick I'm with wanted some, we're gonna come by now
me: WTF?!?!?!
then he texts me and says "just lie and say you know someone but he's not answering".....so I play phone tag with my google voice number for a while, don't end up getting coke but the chick was so enamored by the thought that I might end up getting her coke someone that he ends up leaving and she ends up in my bed
bool bory bro