Dear Lord (or Satan, matter fact whomever it may conern),
I would like to thank you personally for halloween, one of the most underrated holidays. Not only did you give me free candy as a kid, you gave me eye candy as an adult encouraging women to let loose their inner whores wearing the skimpiest shit imaginable. Thank you, God (or Satan), for alcohol, the enabler for said bitches in skimpy shit to do go out in public and shake their ass on thankful souls such as myself. I will continue to show my appreciation by dressing up, consuming drugs and alcohol, and allow myself to be a medium for women to let loose their inner whores with.
Sincerely yours,
@Defy