was just at the store getting snack and i looked like a straight fatass on a satrday night.
I'm at the register with a box of its its ice cream samiches, box of brownie mix, six pack of pepsi,box of microwavable white castle cheeseburgers and a king size snickers . A and right next to me to pay is 2 sexy mexican tenderonies buying a bottle of vodka and 24 of coronas.
they was probably like "look at this fat loser gonna go home and get heart disease"
i don't give a fuck tho I'm bout to make them brownies and drink beer i got here.