Why hate on mild wings? Just because there are hot wings, that means all wings need to be hot? This is bullshit. There are tons of foods that are delicious that aren't spicy, so why do we need to like if there is a spicy variation of a particular food that it must only be consumed in that form. Like muthafuckas think they're cool because they eat some hot ass hot sauce, and I'm hella weak for putting mild sauce on my food. I want to enjoy my food because it tastes good, not have my fucking mouth and asshole on fire because I ate some shit that is illegal in 9 different states. Oh yeah, no Marty at asshole on fire.