I cut a little kids hair today, acting like a little asshole in the chair. His mom yelled at him to knock his shit off or she was pulling him out of there with half a haircut, and tomorrow is picture day at school.
He called the bluff and she yanked his ass out the chair and took off. I thought they were gonna come back after he got yelled at or something, but nope.
So there's some kid in Alameda getting his picture taken tomorrow with half a fauxhawk.