The "49er's" were a group of inbred, jewish, slave drivers that flocked to the west coast when they heard hard working americans discovered gold there in 1849.
The Oakland Raiders were originally named the "Senors". But everyone objected as it was a stupid name. The "Raiders" was the 3rd possibility which they landed on. I'm not sure which name was 2nd, but I heard it was the "Admirals".
Concierge gave me these cookies to finish and first bite tasted like shortbread and... hmm what is that 2nd bite wtf is that? Then it hit me. Cheese. These are cheese cookies what the fuck