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Defy

Cannabis Connoisseur
Jan 23, 2006
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Rich City
gimmefreemusic @gimmefreemusic & Mac Jesus @Mac Jesus

French Canadian Mountie Mob
Fixed for real frenchie names
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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at the welfare mall
Some little kid came up to me crying asking if I could help her find her cat. It threw me off guard cuz usually people try to avoid me and don't make eye contact for some reason. Anyway I say well where was your cat last and she points to this cat sitting in someones yard. I go pick it up and it's all nice and friendly at first so I hand it to the girl and say here you go. Anyway as soon as I transfer it to her the cat freaks out and runs away. So I grab it and say alright where's your parents I'll give it to them and she runs towards a group of people who look like older sisters. Anyway, they yelling who cares about the cat our bus is coming get on the bus and they all run onto the bus and the one little girl is crying running on the bus and I'm there still holding the cat like a dumb ass. Then the cat scratches me and runs away.

fuck helping people I am done with that shit.
And that cat's name was Barack Obama.
 

S.SAVAGE

SICCNESS MOTHERFUCKER
Oct 25, 2011
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EAST SAN JOSE
S.SAVAGE @S.SAVAGE , check your notifications on Instagram.
damn she's bad ....but I can't fuck with a whitegirl who says NIGGA in every fucking post she makes.

...she might as well be that hoe who called you a wetback the other day.

all that sexy goes right out the window unfortunately.

but i'd still beat it tho.