Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[gimmefreemusic]

Lol... that's an $800 cooler.
I'm already borrowing a regular cheapass coleman cooler from my sister just have to pick it up

Mancard revoked

 

[gimmefreemusic]

You can store a whole dead body in that pelican for a 2 weeks with ice retention.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

You can store a whole dead body in that pelican for a 2 weeks with ice retention.

I drive a nissan
That shit probably wouldn't even fit in the back seat let alone the trunk lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

It'd be nice though. I'm tired of the ice melting after a couple days and I'm too fucked up / don't want to make an hour long roundtrip for more ice

 

[jake921660]

Just eat ham for the whole trip. You don't even need refrigeration because it's got so much sodium and preservatives in it apparently.

 

[jake921660]

Can confirm. I haven't died yet.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Just eat ham for the whole trip. You don't even need refrigeration because it's got so much sodium and preservatives in it apparently.

Good idea. Can make a bunch of ham sandwiches. The salt can help me recover from the obscene drinking that's going to occur lol.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Or I could just buy a ham steak in about one hour then cook it cause now I want ham lol

 

[jake921660]

My life feels empty without butchers props. I'm not sure I can go on like this.

 

[infinity]

Show us thy sister's breasts or remove thyself from thy presence

 

[BUTCHER 206]

My life feels empty without butchers props. I'm not sure I can go on like this.

Mine too

 

[BUTCHER 206]

@jake921660

 

[gimmefreemusic]

Survive off of beef jerky.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Survive off of beef jerky.

Alright. Ill just hit the costco business center, buy a massive bag. Probably eat it all in like 20 minutes lol

 

[InfamousICON]

I like how @InfamousICON isn't even actively posting in that thread lol

Am I supposed to be? Pretty sure everything has been just about covered in that thread and any contribution I would make at this point is just beating a dead horse.

You want me to post in there so you can say the exact opposite for the sake or argument or something?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Am I supposed to be? Pretty sure everything has been just about covered in that thread and any contribution I would make at this point is just beating a dead horse.

You want me to post in there so you can say the exact opposite for the sake or argument or something?

Yes you are. Its an open discussion forum and as OP you're supposed to drive the discussion. Beating a dead horse? This topic is more alive than ever with constant huge updates.

I dont care what you do. Im just pointing out you suck at posting. Pretty much on par with mrtonguetwista

 

[BUTCHER 206]

You should have your thread making privileges revoked. Youre pretty much spamming the open forum with every sensational headline you see on yahoo news or wherever you go

 

[InfamousICON]

Cool story Butcher, please tell me more.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Cool story Butcher, please tell me more.

You also lack strength cause I bet you don't even lift bro

 

[InfamousICON]

You also lack strength cause I bet you don't even lift bro

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