Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[VERSACERO]

i remember when i was a kid and one night our cat was meowing under my window, i thought he wants to come inside or something and went to look whats up and that fuck just stared me with huge dead frog in his mouth

ha ha this guy brought in a little snake the other day.

 

[Nuttkase]

Anal Cunt sucks so hard but something about the actual band I liked, not the music though. Which is weird because Seth Putnam was a huge douche nozzle. I think it was just their "We really don't give a fuck" attitude towards, well, everything.

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Drugs

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[ELPOLLITO]

Shut up

 

[Nuttkase]

Cat stories. When I was around 11-12 I had a cat named Tiger, he was an outdoor cat at that point and crazy as fuck to everyone but me and my mom. Anyways me and two of my friends are playing in the woods behind the apartment complex we lived in at the time. We are walking through them to where this huge tree had fell over years prior and you could climb it and jump off it and shit. So we come upon the tree and there is my cat, with literally at least two dozen other cats, just chilling everywhere on and around the fallen tree. They all looked at us, just staring right at us, and we are all like "what the fuck." Tiger gets up, walks over, rubs against my leg and then walks away and lays back down amongst his posse of cats. We just walked away, it was all creepy as fuck lol.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

RIP Rocky
cracks open a beer and loads a bowl for rocky

 

[Nuttkase]

Did you read what they named their daughter they had early last month Butcher?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Wasn't it opal? Opal and ollie?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

 

[Nuttkase]

Wasn't it opal? Opal and ollie?

Yup, Opal. Has some stupid as middle name I'm forgetting right now too. And Oliver. I asked him if they have another kid are they going to name it Orville and he gave me a dirty look lol.

 

[nolettuce]

Straight out of the 40's baby playbook.

 

[Nuttkase]

I was on the phone with you when he said it do you remember what the middle name was @nolettuce ?

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I picture them in black and white like a picture of the dustbowl farmers of the great depression

 

[nolettuce]

So ridiculous I can't recall. Filed under stupid flemming shit in my brain.

 

[Nuttkase]

I wonder what that household is going to be like when the 11 year old comes out of the closet in a few years.

 

[Nuttkase]

Literally came home one time to the kid pirouetting in our living room while doing Madonna Vogue like hand movements and I had to go into my room because I was about to crack up laughing.

 

[nolettuce]

Plot twist: what if she was hardcore homophobic and we never knew and like they drop the kid off at a shelter like she made flemming do to to his cat.

 

[BUTCHER 206]

Lmao