Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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You're all hella boring.
The only person I follow on instagram is AP9, because he lives that baller mobben life. I wish that someday I could be as cool as him, because he is a real gangster making tons of money, fuckin hella hoes and driving hella nice cars in and around his mansion.
But I am secretly very jealous of all his success. So I talk shit on the computer, because in reality I am a weakling, and a failure at life.
The only person I follow on instagram is AP9, because he lives that baller mobben life. I wish that someday I could be as cool as him, because he is a real gangster making tons of money, fuckin hella hoes and driving hella nice cars in and around his mansion.
But I am secretly very jealous of all his success. So I talk shit on the computer, because in reality I am a weakling, and a failure at life.
@ALL BOUT CHICKEN
so where you getting your chicken from today? i'm thinking either louisiana or JJs personally
People locked up for a long time are funny...
One of my friends somehow got a cell phone, we text, and he lets (either his cell mate or next door neighbor) use the phone sometimes. His boy texts me, paraphrasing:
"Hey bro, I was just talking to AT&T customer service, and the girl sounded hella fine, her name is Laura Jimenez, will you look her up on a search engine and get her number for me?"
"Um, I'll check it out for you sure."
2 minutes later...
"Hey bro, you got her yet?"
"Not really, man. That's a really common name. It's not a lot to go off of."
"Damn bruh, it aint that hard just google that shit or something, I need her number."
"It doesn't exactly work like that."
"Fuck man, just google or facebook that shit! I'm tryin to hook that shit up!"
LOL...
It's just funny to think that would be the way the world works...I guess in a perfect world you google a girls name, get her number, she then drives to prison and has sex with you.
One of my friends somehow got a cell phone, we text, and he lets (either his cell mate or next door neighbor) use the phone sometimes. His boy texts me, paraphrasing:
"Hey bro, I was just talking to AT&T customer service, and the girl sounded hella fine, her name is Laura Jimenez, will you look her up on a search engine and get her number for me?"
"Um, I'll check it out for you sure."
2 minutes later...
"Hey bro, you got her yet?"
"Not really, man. That's a really common name. It's not a lot to go off of."
"Damn bruh, it aint that hard just google that shit or something, I need her number."
"It doesn't exactly work like that."
"Fuck man, just google or facebook that shit! I'm tryin to hook that shit up!"
LOL...
It's just funny to think that would be the way the world works...I guess in a perfect world you google a girls name, get her number, she then drives to prison and has sex with you.
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nolettuce and nolettuce