if your neighbors ever complain just yell FUCK OPPS and slam the door
lol I don't think I have to worry about that. Dude above me, who has a huge scar, an eye patch and dresses like he's from the 1800s once told me not to worry about being too loud because he never sleeps since his accident. Didn't say what it was just that he was clinically dead for 10 minutes. When he said this I said something like "Oh yeah, hard to sleep sometimes in general I'm sure that could throw it off even more" and he looked at me and was like "No, I never sleep... ever." in a really weird manner to which I said "Oh, well I gotta go and get to work now." and walked away.
Two other recent interactions with him was him and some other dude around my age, upstairs dude is probably in his late 40s, were cleaning like two dozens pillowcases because they were going to a giant pillow fight at some club and then a few days ago where he was on his way to a gothic potluck in a cemetery. You can't make this shit up lol.
Dude below is my buddy Jeff. Something about dude is kinda off in a slow minded way. Really nice guy though. He's always out front chain smoking so I see him all the time. Like literally weird dude upstairs is probably the person I've seen 2nd most and I've seen him maybe a dozen or so times in almost 2 1/2 years. But yeah Jeff likes to get really drunk for the first week of the month which is when I'm guessing he gets his check and starts blasting jazz music at like 3am sometimes. I get him into free flicks at the theatre and last time he was there he brought me a random cupcake from one of those places that they are like $4 a piece and come in their own boxes. It was good.
Everyone else is too far from where my computer is to hear anything I think. Lady behind me our kitchens face each other so her living room and bedroom are far away from my living room. I've seen her twice in over a year of her living here.
Shit still trips me out how little I see people here because it's not a big building at all. I mean it's only an eleven plex including mine but still.