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Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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Pistachios kick ass
I need like a dispenser though that locks me out after so many though
warbling alarm and robotic voice
"ERROR, ERROR, MAXIMUM DAILY PISTACHIO ALLOWANCE EXCEEDED. BACK AWAY FATTY, COME BACK IN 24 HOURS"
I got a pistachio bowl a couple Christmases back. Love it.

 
May 4, 2002
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I need to go buy some pistachios. Summer is pistachio eating weather.
Im allergic to those. I ate some a year ago and my bottom lip swelled up so bad, it was like the episode of family guy when peter had a stroke from eating to many burgers.

I couldnt eat at all and when I tried to drink anything it just spilled on my shirt. Top 10 worst moments for me.
 

BUTCHER 206

FREE BUTCHER206
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Im allergic to those. I ate some a year ago and my bottom lip swelled up so bad, it was like the episode of family guy when peter had a stroke from eating to many burgers.

I couldnt eat at all and when I tried to drink anything it just spilled on my shirt. Top 10 worst moments for me.
Nooooooo

They're so good
:(
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
Jun 5, 2002
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if your neighbors ever complain just yell FUCK OPPS and slam the door
lol I don't think I have to worry about that. Dude above me, who has a huge scar, an eye patch and dresses like he's from the 1800s once told me not to worry about being too loud because he never sleeps since his accident. Didn't say what it was just that he was clinically dead for 10 minutes. When he said this I said something like "Oh yeah, hard to sleep sometimes in general I'm sure that could throw it off even more" and he looked at me and was like "No, I never sleep... ever." in a really weird manner to which I said "Oh, well I gotta go and get to work now." and walked away.

Two other recent interactions with him was him and some other dude around my age, upstairs dude is probably in his late 40s, were cleaning like two dozens pillowcases because they were going to a giant pillow fight at some club and then a few days ago where he was on his way to a gothic potluck in a cemetery. You can't make this shit up lol.

Dude below is my buddy Jeff. Something about dude is kinda off in a slow minded way. Really nice guy though. He's always out front chain smoking so I see him all the time. Like literally weird dude upstairs is probably the person I've seen 2nd most and I've seen him maybe a dozen or so times in almost 2 1/2 years. But yeah Jeff likes to get really drunk for the first week of the month which is when I'm guessing he gets his check and starts blasting jazz music at like 3am sometimes. I get him into free flicks at the theatre and last time he was there he brought me a random cupcake from one of those places that they are like $4 a piece and come in their own boxes. It was good.

Everyone else is too far from where my computer is to hear anything I think. Lady behind me our kitchens face each other so her living room and bedroom are far away from my living room. I've seen her twice in over a year of her living here.

Shit still trips me out how little I see people here because it's not a big building at all. I mean it's only an eleven plex including mine but still.
 

Mike Manson

Still Livin'
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A boy of two who downs bottles of beer is feared to be China’s youngest alcoholic.

Cheng Cheng had wine as a baby to stop him crying and now screams for booze.

His parents are trying to wean him on to milk to stop him being taken into care.

His aunt Cai Teng in the eastern province of Anhui said: “All of us in the family have already thought that this child can really drink a lot when he grows up.

"His eyes are always on the alcohol bottles. We can only try our best to store the bottles in a place which he cannot see them."

She added that during big festivals he would cry for alcohol when he saw relatives and friends drinking.

Pediatricians in mainland China said that the body and organs in children at this age are not well-developed. A little bit of alcohol can easily harm their health.
This story makes me feel a lot better about my alcohol consumption...Cheers
 

Nuttkase

not nolettuce
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Lmao
Never sleep... ever.
He's like a book character, that could make a good book. Accident where he dies, can no longer sleep. Starts seeing ghosts or something, has supernatural adventures
Or he has to like kill just to be at peace long enough to sleep a full night. If he doesn't kill within 3 days he starts seeing demons and is terrorized. Cops hot on the serial killers trail
nolettuce @nolettuce has met the guy. He's odd to say the least.