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Mar 11, 2011
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I planned to drink a ton of Red and Whites over the weekend but ended up having hella Pacificos.

As I sit at work i think I probably could have went without a few of the patron shots yesterday.

I celebrated the 4th drinking shit that is more cinco de mayoish. Wierd. Cue S @salad bowl 831 "Not in my America"
 
Jan 18, 2008
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Felt like an old grouchy white man when I said to my girlfriend "Why the fuck are people lighting off fireworks at 7pm? It's not even fucking dark out". And I said it mostly becuz we were outside and the dog was going nuts inside about the ruckus. Wimpering/barking and shit.
 
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Holy fuck are you serious this shit is so loud.
Yea some of those pressure washers have pretty serious 2 stroke engines. As a young buck that was one of my hustles I would wheel it around a neighborhood asking if people would pay me to wash their house.

Newer houses were better because if the pain was 15+ years old it would strip off if you didn't have the pressure on super low
 
Jan 18, 2008
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Highlight of my night was seeing how long I could hold a ground bloom flower in my hand with the wick lit until I threw it hella high in the air. As I got drunker I got more bold about it. The last one went off like right when I threw it and my girl got mad cuz it was right next to her.