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I miss this German chick I was with for a few months. All this chick ever wanted to do was drink whiskey, do coke, and fuck. I didn't really partake in the coke very often as we were always drug tested randomly, but damn I miss that chick. She was tiny too lol only like 5'5" and maybe 110lbs soaking wet, but she partied like an animal.
 

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Tyrion makes a complete recovery some weeks later, only to learn that Lord Tywin had taken all the glory and taken over as Hand. Tyrion finds himself demoted to Master of Coin, replacing Petyr Baelish and forced into a political marriage with Sansa Stark to forestall a Tyrell move to marry her to Willas Tyrell.[SUP][29][/SUP] The wedding to Sansa goes forward, though Tyrion chooses to defy custom and does not consummate their marriage, saying he will not touch her unless and until she wants him to. His father pushes him to consummate the marriage with Sansa for the good of the house, but Tyrion never does - a decision that earns him scorn and jest in court.[SUP][30][/SUP] Tyrion's marriage brings him no joy, as Sansa is repulsed by him and Shae remains indifferent, indicating she never really loved him in the first place.[SUP][31][/SUP]

At King Joffrey's wedding feast, Tyrion gets into an altercation with Joffrey, and soon afterwards the king is murdered, an act for which Tyrion is unjustly accused and arrested by command of Cersei.[SUP][32][/SUP] Tyrion again stands trial for a crime he did not commit. During the trial, Cersei brings Ser Osmund Kettleblack who lies that Joffrey believed Tyrion meant to muder him; Grand Maester Pycelle claims that Tyrion stole poison from him and Shae is brought to humiliate him before the court. After the first day the situation seems hopeless, but Tyrion again seeks trial by combat after Prince Oberyn visits his cell and offers to serve as his champion in the trial. In the trial, Oberyn stands against Gregor Clegane, but fails to win, although not without mortally wounding him first.[SUP][1][/SUP]
Oberyn's death condemns Tyrion, but the night before he is to be executed, he is freed from his prison cell by his brother Jaime and a reluctant Varys. During their escape, Jaime reveals that their father made him lie about Tysha being a prostitute, and that she was just a peasant girl who had genuinely loved Tyrion. Tyrion sees this as an unforgivable betrayal and abandons Jaime, promising retribution. Before leaving the castle, Tyrion visits his father's room and finds Shae there, whom he kills. He then confronts his father, demanding he tell him what became of Tysha. Tywin tells Tyrion that she went "wherever whores go." Tyrion then slays his father and escapes.[SUP][33][/SUP] He flees across the Narrow Sea to an unknown destination chosen by Varys. After his escape, Cersei offers a lordship for any that brings her Tyrion.
 
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we don't even have em in Chicago anymore. Stopped doing it like 3 years ago, too much money and people had too much fun
Wait. I was watching the White sox/ Rangers game on ESPN and the game was in Chicago, and they kept showing huge fireworks going off towards the end of the game. And it wasent like pedestrian fireworks. Like huge fireworks one after another in the same spot. The announcers were even saying how several Fireworks shows were going on and how the fans in attendance were waiting for the firework show after the game.
 
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Never lived around any colleges lol
go to any of the strip clubs here in Phoenix on a dead night lol most of the hoes in the strip clubs here are college age, most of them do drugs and on a dead night they'll actually have time to chop it up with you. Most stripper bitches end up being pretty cool too and fun to party with.


There you go Park, your recipe to find some slutty dope fiend hoes to party with and not catch the aids. (Disclaimer though, you might still want to wrap it up lol)
 
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I think that way of life is dying with this new generation

for some reason I don't see 90's babies as the type that will go out and just chill with strippers doing blow all day, not sleeping, getting shit faced hammered and doing more blow until you just completely fucking crash


although I talk all this shit about how hard my generation partied, the generation before us talked shit about how we're pussies and can't party lol
 
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damn I just realized i'm gonna be 30 in less than a year and pretty soon no college age strippers would even want to hang out and party with some weird "old guy" and i'll be stuck hanging with the day shift strippers who should've quit years ago and have c-section scars :(
 

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Wait. I was watching the White sox/ Rangers game on ESPN and the game was in Chicago, and they kept showing huge fireworks going off towards the end of the game. And it wasent like pedestrian fireworks. Like huge fireworks one after another in the same spot. The announcers were even saying how several Fireworks shows were going on and how the fans in attendance were waiting for the firework show after the game.
was prolly just at comiskey. I'm sure there's a couple places that do it, but they dont do em at the Taste or Navy Pier anymore, and that's where 99% of the city went.