Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative

[gimmefreemusic]

do pitchers need helmets? do they regularly get hit in the head or something?

Comebacker line drives are usually around 100mph

But pitchers dont get hit on the top of the head usually so those hats won't do shit imo

 

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[BUTCHER 206]

 

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@0R0 please upload HD - Fast Cars to your channel

It's driving me nuts that it's not on youtube yet

 

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fuck off idiot

 

[BUTCHER 206]

This just happened in March:

yeah the chapman one was the last straw

dude pitches over a hundred, a batter gets 100% contact and that balls probably hitting him at like 120mph, hits the wrong part of his head and he's dead

 

[drunkaholic707]

shut the fuck up faggot

 

[0R0]

k

 

[0R0]

did the dudes who mod bayslaps get their channels killed? i stopped uploading bay shit cuz they had a monopoly on 1st uploads lol

 

[BUTCHER 206]

I appreciate and support protecting pitchers even if it looks ugly and has to be forced

 

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[drunkaholic707]

i appreciate and support you fuckin right off idiot

 

[EVERgREENRIDER]

My fuckin pops. Says to me last night discussing taxes "Im so fucking sick of all the people bitching. This is fuckin America, if you don't like it leave. Go to fucking Mexico or Canada, well Canada actually not a bad alternative. So fucking go to Mexico or another third world country."lol

 

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what?

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Aroldis Chapman is a douche.

 

[NiNe2FiVe]

Did you guys see the Brewers score 3 runs on one wild pitch against the Rockies?

That was good stuff.

 

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[NiNe2FiVe]

Check this shit out.

Convince my wife she is on a reality show about food safety. (East Bay)

My wife is terribly dangerous in the kitchen. She cross-contaminates raw meat with other things constantly, takes dirty knives out of the sink to cut fruit for our children, refuses to wash produce from our urban garden or the grocery store before serving it, and refuses to use any kind of covering on food that is placed in the refrigerator. She has no normal sense of what is safe or appropriate.

As such, I would like to enlist someone's help to assemble and lead a team to convince my wife that she is on a reality show about dangerous kitchen behavior (title of show: TBD). You and I will work together to plan a script and you will produce.

I am imagining that it goes something like this:
One weekend morning, there is a knock at the door.
Your team comes in, perhaps a host, a doctor, a scientist, and a cleaning expert, along with an authentic looking shooting crew (at least two professional looking cameras, a sound person, a director, and lighting person) You ambush her and tell her she's on a reality show about the most dangerous cooks or whatever, that you've been secretly filming her in the kitchen for the past month (you know how this part goes)... Then you show her the secret footage (which I have captured and which you will have edited).

There will be no reveal. You will not tell her this was fake and I will not tell her this was fake - ever. We will be "waiting for it to air" for a year or so and then we will conclude that the show didn't get picked up, etc. My hope is that my leaving it all hanging, the impact on her behavior will be more severe.

The ideal candidate will have some film/tv experience, access to friends who can play these parts, and ideally access to the camera/lighting equipment for free or cheap to reduce the costs of this endeavor. Note that none of this equipment needs to be functional - there is no need to record any of this.

 

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the OG album cover is horrible. no one needs to know about that insane j nose

he should change his name to How To J Nose

I just accidentally created a new slur by trying not to slur