Actually my plan is to buy home depot with money acquired through large scale product theft. I got big plans
When I worked at OSH I only took food/drink stuff. In retrospect I could have gotten away with murder there.
One time me and another guy were picking up some big plastic trashcans to move to a display, and underneath one of them was like $1k worth of power tools some people were getting ready to steal. The regional manager guy happened to be there and thought we were heroes for foiling their plot. They gave us $100 giftcards. But if that's all it took we could have robbed that place blind.
The more I think about it that job was fuckin awesome. If I made more money it would have been the best job in the world.
I'd come in to the pick-up yard Sunday morning, lay down and sleep until around 11, then sweep. Go to my favorite burger place across the street, take an hour lunch, watch the afternoon A's game, come back, load some shit into peoples cars, sweep again and go home.
Fuck.