I got bit by a brown recluse (at least thats what my doctor thought it was, didn't do any tests) and I was sick for like a week. I still have a weird spot from it and it was over 5 years ago. Shit sucked.
lol This dude just smacked his girl's ass playfully and she was like "nooooo I have to poo poo" what in the hell. They are at least my age too if not a little older. That was kinda weird.