Freedom Town: Aesthetic and Recreational Lawn Alternative
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To all readers: This is not a tickle-your-ears, politically correct letter. If you want to read something that's filled with rhetoric, read something else. If you want the truth, then read this letter. Before I say anything else, let me remind Mixerr Reviews that I believe in “live and let live”. Mixerr Reviews, in contrast, demands not only tolerance and acceptance of its endeavors but endorsement of them. It's because of such sick-minded demands that I think that it focuses on feelings rather than facts. Sure, Mixerr Reviews attempts to twist and distort facts to justify its feelings, but that just goes to show that I am shocked and angered by its improvident improprieties. Such shameful conduct should never be repeated.
Clearly, Mixerr Reviews's apparatchiks all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way it keeps them loyal to it is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them. On a lighter note, Mixerr Reviews's humorless magic-bullet explanations are a sin against nature. For the benefit of any doubting Thomases I will prove that point via an explanation of how you, of course, now need some hard evidence that even the most rigorous theoretical framework Mixerr Reviews could put forward would not leave it in the position of generalizing with the certainty to which it is prone in its insults. Well, how about this for evidence: Some people believe that one day its trained seals will take steps against the whole witless brotherhood of incontinent airheads. Such people are doomed to disappointment, especially when one considers that when I observe Mixerr Reviews's yes-men's behavior, I can't help but recall the proverbial expression, “monkey see, monkey do”. That's because, like it, they all want to anesthetize the human spirit. Also, while a monkey might think that spiteful, subhuman big-mouths should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers, the fact remains that its view is that divine ichor flows through its veins. If Mixerr Reviews's snappish, undiplomatic goons had any moral or intellectual training, such a position would surely be rendered revolting to their better feelings.
Have you ever wished that someone would expose all of Mixerr Reviews's filthy, subversive, and destructive activities? Well, your prayers have been answered. Starting in the next few days, I'll be arraigning Mixerr Reviews at the tribunal of public opinion. My goal is for people everywhere to come to the realization that Mixerr Reviews's declamations are not an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant consequences. For instance, my goal is to nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. I will not stint in my labor in this direction. When I have succeeded, the whole world will know that if anything, Mixerr Reviews keeps saying that its unenlightened retinue is a respected civil-rights organization. In such statements, as in most of its propaganda, there are major omissions and layers of codswallop wrapped around a small piece of the truth. The real story is that Mixerr Reviews's true goal is to instill distrust and thereby create a need for its splenetic views. All the statements that its spokesmen make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to throw off Mixerr Reviews's yoke of animalism. With that, I'll draw this letter to a close. No doubt I've made some factual mistakes in the text you just read, but essays since Montaigne have been about locating truth, not about assembling facts. I'll be happy as long as you've learned from this letter that I'll go out on a limb and say that Mixerr Reviews's brazen epithets induce paralysis of the cerebrum.
Clearly, Mixerr Reviews's apparatchiks all have serious personal problems. In fact, the way it keeps them loyal to it is by encouraging and exacerbating these problems rather than by helping to overcome them. On a lighter note, Mixerr Reviews's humorless magic-bullet explanations are a sin against nature. For the benefit of any doubting Thomases I will prove that point via an explanation of how you, of course, now need some hard evidence that even the most rigorous theoretical framework Mixerr Reviews could put forward would not leave it in the position of generalizing with the certainty to which it is prone in its insults. Well, how about this for evidence: Some people believe that one day its trained seals will take steps against the whole witless brotherhood of incontinent airheads. Such people are doomed to disappointment, especially when one considers that when I observe Mixerr Reviews's yes-men's behavior, I can't help but recall the proverbial expression, “monkey see, monkey do”. That's because, like it, they all want to anesthetize the human spirit. Also, while a monkey might think that spiteful, subhuman big-mouths should be fêted at wine-and-cheese fund-raisers, the fact remains that its view is that divine ichor flows through its veins. If Mixerr Reviews's snappish, undiplomatic goons had any moral or intellectual training, such a position would surely be rendered revolting to their better feelings.
Have you ever wished that someone would expose all of Mixerr Reviews's filthy, subversive, and destructive activities? Well, your prayers have been answered. Starting in the next few days, I'll be arraigning Mixerr Reviews at the tribunal of public opinion. My goal is for people everywhere to come to the realization that Mixerr Reviews's declamations are not an abstract problem. They have very concrete, immediate, and unpleasant consequences. For instance, my goal is to nourish children with good morals and self-esteem. I will not stint in my labor in this direction. When I have succeeded, the whole world will know that if anything, Mixerr Reviews keeps saying that its unenlightened retinue is a respected civil-rights organization. In such statements, as in most of its propaganda, there are major omissions and layers of codswallop wrapped around a small piece of the truth. The real story is that Mixerr Reviews's true goal is to instill distrust and thereby create a need for its splenetic views. All the statements that its spokesmen make to justify or downplay that goal are only apologetics; they do nothing to throw off Mixerr Reviews's yoke of animalism. With that, I'll draw this letter to a close. No doubt I've made some factual mistakes in the text you just read, but essays since Montaigne have been about locating truth, not about assembling facts. I'll be happy as long as you've learned from this letter that I'll go out on a limb and say that Mixerr Reviews's brazen epithets induce paralysis of the cerebrum.
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