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speaking of snakes, i have a snake story. i was camping at lake camanche once. my homies brother caught a baby rattlesnake with his bare hands. we then proceeded to get it high as fuck. we then threw the snake into lake camanche. it started swimming for its life across the water. about halfway across he realized it could not be done. he started swmming back across. in our high as fuck state we decided to start lobbing boulders at the little rattlefuck. we fucked his world up. it was awesome.
 
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this year, to celebrate the upcoming 2012 apocalypse, we're releasing a compilation from artists who spam us their bad music. #spamjams2012



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BUTCHER 206

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speaking of snakes, i have a snake story. i was camping at lake camanche once. my homies brother caught a baby rattlesnake with his bare hands. we then proceeded to get it high as fuck. we then threw the snake into lake camanche. it started swimming for its life across the water. about halfway across he realized it could not be done. he started swmming back across. in our high as fuck state we decided to start lobbing boulders at the little rattlefuck. we fucked his world up. it was awesome.

i remember when i was like 5 years old one there were some gardner snakes in our big ass backyard (we lived in this crazy ass rural area) and my grandma freaked the fuck out. my uncle caught two of them and put them into this huge mason jar and then filled it with piss and drowned them. i remember it so well cause my grandma was pissed off at him hardcore for doing that, and made him go way out into the property and bury them and she made us stay inside. but i snuck out near night to go find them, and found them in the jar in some random bushes just sitting there dead. i threw rocks at the jar till it broke then i got a lecture and got in trouble

damn now that i think about it thats a pretty shitty memory to have lol
 

BUTCHER 206

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Today was cool got my grind on . Eat a burrito and a chipotle bowl and like two peaches and two waffles and that's it
i was starving this morning hardcore and had to make a stop at the 24 hour messican spot. got a carne asada burrito and paid in nothing but quarters lol. i think i got like $20 in quarters still just sitting there in my center console
 

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i remember when i was like 5 years old one there were some gardner snakes in our big ass backyard (we lived in this crazy ass rural area) and my grandma freaked the fuck out. my uncle caught two of them and put them into this huge mason jar and then filled it with piss and drowned them. i remember it so well cause my grandma was pissed off at him hardcore for doing that, and made him go way out into the property and bury them and she made us stay inside. but i snuck out near night to go find them, and found them in the jar in some random bushes just sitting there dead. i threw rocks at the jar till it broke then i got a lecture and got in trouble

damn now that i think about it thats a pretty shitty memory to have lol
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i remember when i was like 5 years old one there were some gardner snakes in our big ass backyard (we lived in this crazy ass rural area) and my grandma freaked the fuck out. my uncle caught two of them and put them into this huge mason jar and then filled it with piss and drowned them. i remember it so well cause my grandma was pissed off at him hardcore for doing that, and made him go way out into the property and bury them and she made us stay inside. but i snuck out near night to go find them, and found them in the jar in some random bushes just sitting there dead. i threw rocks at the jar till it broke then i got a lecture and got in trouble

damn now that i think about it thats a pretty shitty memory to have lol
damn, your family sounds hillbilly as hell lol