So the doorperson (staff that tears your ticket) has to make sure each theatre is empty at the end of the night. They just walk down, look under the curtain at the bottom of the screen to make sure no homeless people are sleeping under it, and walk back up. So I'm shutting down the last projector, look down and see the dude working the 2nd floor door tonight walking back up, he stops, walks over in one of the rows of seats and bends down. I think he found money or something so I'm watching and dude comes up with one of the boxes we put the pizza we sell in, he opens it, looks at it, smells it, and is just starting to take a slice out when I open the booth window and yell DON'T DO IT YOU'LL DIE! and this guy is super jittery as is so he jumps like a foot in the air, drops the pizza, and gives me an awkward wave and walks out of the theatre. Kinda made the whole night worth it hahaha.