My hip is corked this week.
The other day I was walking threw a parking lot, into a building and some asshole opened his car door hella hard right into my hip.
It didn't hurt at the time, but later that night it was real sore.
Then on Saturday, I was walking outside of the barbershop and some lady in an electric wheelchair pulled in front of me, immediately stopped and spun in a circle into my hip in the same spot. Bitch dropped me to the ground.
It was the weirdest thing, if she wasn't drunk I would of swore she did it on purpose.