Free Chree

  • Wanna Join? New users you can now register lightning fast using your Facebook or Twitter accounts.
Status
Not open for further replies.
Apr 16, 2003
14,728
1,359
113
41
google.com
#42
This just in, siccness member Chree incarcerated on felony charges of assault on a federal employee. Eye witnesses say he attacked the mail man demanding his government stimulus check. Sources say he has already been promoted to a general in the prison yard. When asked how he was taking the lock down, he shouted " La Primera Lives!" as he was escorted to PC.
 

mrtonguetwista

$$ Deep Pockets $$
Feb 6, 2003
23,473
7,035
0
82
#46
BREAKING NEWS!!!!



Authorities on Saturday Morning conducted a second drug roundup in as many weeks, arresting six suspected drug dealers in various night clubs.

In addition, the roundup also netted six other suspects wanted on a variety of charges, including child support violations and narcotics charges from San Francisco and Alameda County.

Two teams of officers from the San Francisco County Sheriff's Office and police departments from Oakland, and the F.B.I. conducted the roundup, which started in the dining room of a local Chinese buffet restaurant. San Francisco County Sheriff James Knight said in a written statement.

Authorities charge that Siccness poster,Chauncey "CHREE" Jackson aka SHORT ROUND,age unknown, of www.siccness.net sold chicken wings and the populer drug known as Thizz Pills to undercover Female officers there and then walked towards a vehicle resembling an ice cream truck. "Chree" Jackson was arrested there, and officers reportedly saw him throw a bag with 4 half eaten chicken wings and "Thizz Pills" in it on the ground as they approached him.

When the Short Round noticed that he'd been set up, he then began to run. As the officers gave chase, "Chree" countinued to shout "The Bay is Back!!" repeatedly. Female officers wearing high heels caught up with Short Round about a block away and took him into custody. When lab results came back on the "Thizz Pills" he'd allegedly given the deputies, it turned out to be neither viagra nor methamphetamine but Flintstone Chewables.

Short Round was charged with 1 Felony of drug possession and another Felony of E.U.I (eating under the influence). The Misdemeanors stemed from various wack threads he started and spamming with yahoo live links.
 

Jake

Sicc OG
May 1, 2003
9,427
154
63
44
#50
the gif where little mac from nike tysons punchout kept hittin that fat girl back and forth

i know somebody on here still has that shit
 
Status
Not open for further replies.