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I AM said:
they were pretty nice...and most of the girls were really nice, but that's their culture...to be polite.....

i just hope dude doesn't try to fuck one of them and then get called on rape or some shit becuase he was being stupid...cause he sounds like a fuckin meat head and a half.
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Gas One

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jayda650 said:
Japanese girls are the best
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bitch straight up pushed me in the womans bathroom when i was looking in the fridge for food.

that said
the homie left the dorm for ONE WEEK and his foriegn exchange girlfriend cheated on him with his roomate...who was balding at 29 years old....

shit was so funny when dude came back...i heard screaming from 3 floors up and was like awwwww shit darnells back..

darnell was the homie. i still felt like a teenager and dude was on some adult NFL football player shit back then. thats was like ummm, 1998. but the day i no lnoger felt inferior to him (beyond his girlfriend cheating on him with a bald italian man) was the day i walked in his dorm room and he was crying to a dmx song.

what do you do? console him? i just kinda walked out the room like i didnt even see it.

darnell eventually left the bay area because he could not find bammer weed. im serious. dude was like fuck this 20 dollar chocolate philly shit im out. too bad he didnt know about market street..bammer all day
 
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ur friend is a genious. not like this idea has never been done before, but good for him for doing it. if nothing else, at least he's getting sum bomb grub outta the deal. nothing wrong wit that at all!
 

Nuttkase

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#26
Gas One said:
darnell was the homie. i still felt like a teenager and dude was on some adult NFL football player shit back then. thats was like ummm, 1998. but the day i no lnoger felt inferior to him (beyond his girlfriend cheating on him with a bald italian man) was the day i walked in his dorm room and he was crying to a dmx song.

what do you do? console him? i just kinda walked out the room like i didnt even see it.
LMFAO!

This reminds me of a party I was at.

I'm chilling with my friend who knows all these people and I don't know anyone. I'm having a good time and everyone is pretty cool. So I'm pretty drunk and my friend is like hey these two guys got a blunt lets go smoke. So we go up to the upstairs bedroom and start smoking a blunt. All of a sudden the one dude whos room it is goes "Hey, someone close to me just passed do you mind if I listen to a song that reminds me of them?" I think to myself "this is kind of weird but dude is smoking a fat blunt with me so whatever." So me and my homie are like "whatever man it's cool" So he puts on Master P's "I Miss My Homies" and he is all rapping along to it. Dude starts tearing up, I'm like "shit dude about to start crying infront of us" but then the blunt makes it to me again so I'm like fuck it. All of sudden dude busts out hella loud and says "I miss you Grandma!" and just starts crying hella hard. It was hard as fuck to just not start laughing. I mean, "I Miss My Homies" by Master P in your Grandma's honor lol. My friend looked at me all crazy. After that I was out and we stayed there for like 2 more hours and I didn't see that guy again.
 

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Nuttkase said:
LMFAO!

This reminds me of a party I was at.

I'm chilling with my friend who knows all these people and I don't know anyone. I'm having a good time and everyone is pretty cool. So I'm pretty drunk and my friend is like hey these two guys got a blunt lets go smoke. So we go up to the upstairs bedroom and start smoking a blunt. All of a sudden the one dude whos room it is goes "Hey, someone close to me just passed do you mind if I listen to a song that reminds me of them?" I think to myself "this is kind of weird but dude is smoking a fat blunt with me so whatever." So me and my homie are like "whatever man it's cool" So he puts on Master P's "I Miss My Homies" and he is all rapping along to it. Dude starts tearing up, I'm like "shit dude about to start crying infront of us" but then the blunt makes it to me again so I'm like fuck it. All of sudden dude busts out hella loud and says "I miss you Grandma!" and just starts crying hella hard. It was hard as fuck to just not start laughing. I mean, "I Miss My Homies" by Master P in your Grandma's honor lol. My friend looked at me all crazy. After that I was out and we stayed there for like 2 more hours and I didn't see that guy again.

LOL

i dont know if i could help from bursting out laughing at that..especially when smoking..
 

Lu_

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I AM said:
that's somewhat funny...when i was a freshman in college i had 2 exchange students as roommates, both from japan...one for the first half of the year then he left, so i got another....they were pretty nice...and most of the girls were really nice, but that's their culture...to be polite.....

i just hope dude doesn't try to fuck one of them and then get called on rape or some shit becuase he was being stupid...cause he sounds like a fuckin meat head and a half.
i think his homie is safe, check this out

 
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Nuttkase said:
LMFAO!

This reminds me of a party I was at.

I'm chilling with my friend who knows all these people and I don't know anyone. I'm having a good time and everyone is pretty cool. So I'm pretty drunk and my friend is like hey these two guys got a blunt lets go smoke. So we go up to the upstairs bedroom and start smoking a blunt. All of a sudden the one dude whos room it is goes "Hey, someone close to me just passed do you mind if I listen to a song that reminds me of them?" I think to myself "this is kind of weird but dude is smoking a fat blunt with me so whatever." So me and my homie are like "whatever man it's cool" So he puts on Master P's "I Miss My Homies" and he is all rapping along to it. Dude starts tearing up, I'm like "shit dude about to start crying infront of us" but then the blunt makes it to me again so I'm like fuck it. All of sudden dude busts out hella loud and says "I miss you Grandma!" and just starts crying hella hard. It was hard as fuck to just not start laughing. I mean, "I Miss My Homies" by Master P in your Grandma's honor lol. My friend looked at me all crazy. After that I was out and we stayed there for like 2 more hours and I didn't see that guy again.
LMAO
 
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YOUNGNUTT said:
SO MY HOMIE BIG D (WHO'S A MUTHAFUCC'N' PLAYA AND A HALF)
WAS SIT'N' AROUND THINK'N' OF WAYS TO START FUCC'N' WITH
SOME FOREIGN GIRLS!!! HE TELLS ME HIS PLAN AND IT'S GENIOUS!!!
IT HAS ALREADY WORKED!!!

HE PUT UP AN ADD OFFERING TO SHARE HIS HOME WITH FOREIGN EXCHANGE
STUDENTS IN EXCHANGE FOR RENT MONEY!!!

WELL LAST NIGHT HE HITS ME UP, TELLS ME TO COME THROUGH!!!
ME AND SOME HOMIES SHOW UP AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!!
HE'S GOT 4 GIRLS IN THERE, 1 FROM RUSSIA AND 3 FROM JAPAN!!!
THESE GIRLS BARELY KNOW ANY ENGLISH, THERE IN THE HOUSE COOK'N' UP SOME BOMB ASS JAPANESE FOOD OF WHICH I HAD NEVER EVEN SEEN BEFORE!!! THE SHIT WAS FINGER LICC'N' GOOD!!!
BUT THESE GIRLS, I ALMOST FELT BAD FOR THEM, CUZ I KNOW HOW MY
HOMIE IS, AND HE'S JUST ALL ABOUT THE PUSSY!!! BUT THESE GIRLS,
THERE JUST ALL ABOUT AMERICAN GUYS AND WELL, IT WAS PRETTY FUN
HANG'N' OUT!!!
BUT FUCC'N' "D" HE'S ALWAYS COME'N' WITH SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT
TO GET SOME HOES!!!
MORE POWER TO HIM, CUZ THIS SHIT WORKS!!!

Your homie = AIDS waiting to happen. Dont call the Siccness when this fucking idiot gets HIV and then AIDS.

Or he gets his house looted.

Let the hate begin. You still all hail the King.

Understand I gives a fuck. When you do wrong shit, it will come back to bite you.
 

I AM

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#36
SHEA said:
I'm not sure.....maybe I missed something- but, where did it say he was having UNPROTECTED sex with these girls?

I mean... that IS how AIDS is transmitted, right?
Not the only way...lol...but you're right, I didn't read anything about him not using protection....

And I thought you got HIV before AIDS? So can you really even transmit AIDS? Fuck, it's been too long since I've taken a health course....

GO HERE (and look at the 4th question down, LOL):
http://www.avert.org/faq1.htm
 

I AM

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#37
SHEA said:
right right right right........


But it didnt say he was sharing needles or doing blood transfusions with the exchange students either tho. ya know?
Did you read the 4th question on that page?

"What are the chances of becoming infected with HIV if he doesn't come inside me?"

LOL...seriously....

I'm confused though now....cause I was agreeing with you....maybe my brain hasn't really kicked into gear yet today....i know he wasn't talking about using needles or blood transfusions. i was just curious how he's gonna get aids/hiv if he's not doing that....
 

I AM

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#40
SHEA said:
& is it me, or did she specifically say in the beginning of the video "shea, please put it in my tight little hole" . . . I could of sworn she did. :)
I heard it too. :)