FOREIGN EXCHANGE STUDENTS!!!

[YOUNGNUTT]

SO MY HOMIE BIG D (WHO'S A MUTHAFUCC'N' PLAYA AND A HALF)
WAS SIT'N' AROUND THINK'N' OF WAYS TO START FUCC'N' WITH
SOME FOREIGN GIRLS!!! HE TELLS ME HIS PLAN AND IT'S GENIOUS!!!
IT HAS ALREADY WORKED!!!

HE PUT UP AN ADD OFFERING TO SHARE HIS HOME WITH FOREIGN EXCHANGE
STUDENTS IN EXCHANGE FOR RENT MONEY!!!

WELL LAST NIGHT HE HITS ME UP, TELLS ME TO COME THROUGH!!!
ME AND SOME HOMIES SHOW UP AND WHAT DO YOU KNOW!!!
HE'S GOT 4 GIRLS IN THERE, 1 FROM RUSSIA AND 3 FROM JAPAN!!!
THESE GIRLS BARELY KNOW ANY ENGLISH, THERE IN THE HOUSE COOK'N' UP SOME BOMB ASS JAPANESE FOOD OF WHICH I HAD NEVER EVEN SEEN BEFORE!!! THE SHIT WAS FINGER LICC'N' GOOD!!!
BUT THESE GIRLS, I ALMOST FELT BAD FOR THEM, CUZ I KNOW HOW MY
HOMIE IS, AND HE'S JUST ALL ABOUT THE PUSSY!!! BUT THESE GIRLS,
THERE JUST ALL ABOUT AMERICAN GUYS AND WELL, IT WAS PRETTY FUN
HANG'N' OUT!!!
BUT FUCC'N' "D" HE'S ALWAYS COME'N' WITH SOME FUNNY ASS SHIT
TO GET SOME HOES!!!
MORE POWER TO HIM, CUZ THIS SHIT WORKS!!!

 

[enserio]

Dude needs to start his own website called "D's Apartment"

 

[28g w/o the bag]

lol funny shit

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[Likwid]

THATS AWESOME!!!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

I think we're gonna need D to start taking pictures for us soon...You know just for....research ;-)

 

[TROLL]

^
i second that idea

 

[Syko Sniper]

^thirded

 

[Mr. Nice Guy]

wait a minute, so are all of these bitches living in his house now?

 

[Don Hollywood Godzilla]

That was a good idea, hella japanese students go to cal state fullerton and what not, some are bomb and some of em are hurt but on the bright side from my experience they can all cook up a storm in the kitchen!

 

[DJ Mark 7]

I hope to GOD he makes the Japanese girls get into those schoogirl outfits....PICTURES!!!!

 

[YOUNGNUTT]

YUP!!! THEY ALL LIVE IN HIS PAD RIGHT NOW!!!
WE'LL SEE HOW FREAKY THESE GIRLS ARE TO SEE WHATS UP WITH SOME FLICCS!!!

 

[Southend_206]

LOL @ CALLING HIM A "PLAYA & A HALF". FUNNY STORY THOUGH.

 

[DAT NIGGA TAZZ]

lol my boys had a bad ass german foreign exchange student, some blonde bitch she smoked a fuck of a lot of cigarettesand she was kind of wierd, but fine... yeeeeea that was fun

and also my boy had a asian foriegn excahange student back in the day,i dont think anything happened with that... i was tryna get with her too but she was square, i think dats y i dont like asian bitches 2day

 

[Gemini]

I hope to GOD he makes the Japanese girls get into those schoogirl outfits....PICTURES!!!!

LMAO!!!!

 

[sake209]

playa & a half..lol.

 

[dali]

All i know for sure is you are guaranteed to get pussy as a European exchange student in an American High School or College. Maybe i confused shallowness with hospitality, but I had fuckin celebrity status at my school once i got there. Being good at soccer helped too, i guess.
I went to Pompano Beach High School for about 3 month and all i had to do was choose a bitch. I love South Florida for having so many fine ass ladies from Venezuela, Bolivia, Brasilia, Columbia etc...The good thing is most of those girls were the opposite of prude, too.
The same accounts to American students coming to Europe though.
At least here in Germany.
If you aint hideous like a Cavemen, you are guaranteed to get laid only for the fact that you're American or at least from the US.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

He better becareful...something foul could happen that could land his ass in jail.

 

[livemanikins]

in for the pictures........

 

[GHP]

Japanese girls are the best

 

[I AM]

that's somewhat funny...when i was a freshman in college i had 2 exchange students as roommates, both from japan...one for the first half of the year then he left, so i got another....they were pretty nice...and most of the girls were really nice, but that's their culture...to be polite.....

i just hope dude doesn't try to fuck one of them and then get called on rape or some shit becuase he was being stupid...cause he sounds like a fuckin meat head and a half.