if dudes bedroom isnt in his mommas house i feel real sorry for dude
how do you get ass in a room like that
bitch would be like "well.....its...............nice!"
(sits down on superman bed kinda afraid)
i think if you handed son some fake kryptonite hed just die of a broken heart on the spot
and besides
if he was a real superman fan hed know
nigga got merked like a decade ago
so its obvious dude is a zombie and needs to be killed