Favorite Too $hort quotes

[Scottie Pimpin]

I said beeeyatch!
I know I'm cappin'
Where's your ass baby ? what happened ?
She turned around and capped back on me
She said "Fuck you nigga where's your teeth!"
I damn near fell jumping out the car
But I slapped that bitch and slapped her hard.

 

[W.R.I.G.S]

like blood killa said........... BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH, BITCHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH THATS THE ALL TIME BEST, SIMPLE N PLAIN BUT EVERYONE BE SAYIN THAT SHIT

 

[bangvan408]

I used to fuck a bitch from San Jose
Baby liked to freak all kind of ways
She said I was the best, couldn't settle for less
Had my name "Short Dog" tattooed on her chest
After three months I called it quits
She tried to pop that pregnant shit
But like a mack, I suprised her
Dropped her ass off at Kaiser

 

[4T7]

The whole Cocktails song!!!

"Diggin in them guts like a gardener and if she screams Iam a fuck the bitch harder"

"Tina Tina tha sperm cleana"

 

[TRAGIC LOSSES]

THE BITCH CRIED RAPE,THAT AIN'T TRUE/
CAUSE YOU LAID DOWN AND SHE FUCKED YOU/

 

[YESCA]

"You want to tounge kiss bitch? it figures, Ill introduce you to my homeboy Richard also known as his nickname DICK, now lets tounge kiss bitch"

"Bitch aint nuthin but a word to me"

 

[RapShad]

a.f.a.b.t.m.

I'm a player- BIATCH, I thought you knew
like every other nigga, in my crew

She ain't trippin' on me, she wanna fuck my car

I went from sherm, to grimmies, and still keep rappin'

 

[Smash]

\/ \/ \/ \/

 

[Ry]

Playing broads ain't based on love
You want my money, I wanna fuck
And after we do all that, I talk about you in my next rap
Biiiiiitch!! Kiss my pimping ass
Cause all the time I didn't have this cash
ya Wouldn't call, wouldn't give me your number
I couldn't see ya like Stevie Wonder
I made a hit record, now I got money
You wanna play $hort Dogg for a dummy
But I come from the muthafuckin eastside
You suck my dick so I let the fake bitch ride
Dangerous music is on the mike
And like Banks always say, This shit is tight

 

[TRAGIC LOSSES]

I DON'T DRINK VODKA,I DO DRINK GIN/
I LIKE TO GET A BLOWJOB FROM YOUR GIRLFRIEND/