O YEA COOL STORY:
MY HOMIE WAS SO GRIMEY, HE TOOK THE STOLEN IPOD TOUCH HE HAD (THIS WAS RIGHT WHEN THE IPHONE CAME OUT) AND BE ASKIN FOR FOR BITCHES NUMBERS AT THE BAR. THEN HE WOULD WHIP HIS BRAND NEW "IPHONE" AND ACT LIKE HE WAS PRESSIN BUTTONS BUT HE JUST MEMORIZED THE NUMBERS IN HIS HEAD
THEN LIKE A MONTH LATER THIS BITCH ASKED HIM FOR HIS NUMBER (AFTER HE BRAGGED ABOUT HIS "IPHONE"). SO LIKE A DIPSHIT NIGGA HE GIVES HER HIS HOUSE NUMBER, THINKIN SHE AINT GONNA CALL IT RIGHT THEN. SO OF COURSE SHE CALLS THE NUMBER THEN LIKE 1 IN THE MORNING(THINKIN SHE GONNA GET HER NUMBER N HIS PHONE) ,
HIS SISTER PICKS UP, AND THEY GET IN THE FATTEST ARGUEMENT... FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES... SHE GETS OFF THE PHONE LOOKS AT MY HOMIE, HE'S LOOKIN ALL SAD, SHES STILL HELLA MAD.
THEN OUTTA NOWHERE SHE WENT SOFT AND SAID "AWWWW U COULDA JUST TOLD ME U CANT AFFORD A PHONE PLAN " (ON SOME ANGELINA JOLIE, ADOPT A BLACK BABY... I FEEL SORRY MY GRANDPA OWNED UR GRANDPA, SPONSOR FOR JUST THE PRICE OF A CUP OF COFFEE TYPE SHIT)
AND THIS NIGGA STILL PULLS THIS BITCH, FUCKIN UNBELIEVABLE! AND SHE HAD FRIENDS FOR ME AND THE HOMIES! LOL I GAVE HIM SO MUCH PROPS, THAT NIGHT WAS SICK