Fat Ladies

[ColdBlooded]

this thread works better than the siccness racial survey.

we know who all the black guys are now.

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

seeing life through the bottom of a fifth.... tipped to the sky
open my eyes.....cant believe i took this nasty fat bitch home last night

she was paler than any cocaine that Ive ever come around
she was 5 foot five.... and at least 300 pounds

she was knocked out and smiling on the bed layin next to me
the byproduct of a bottle of vodka and a fistful of ecstacy

now its the next day and i cant believe i fucked this lump full of whale fat
she's huggin me , yet it feels like im locked in a bear trapped

and im starin and the knife thats just just slightly out of my reach
first i gotta break the bone.. after that i just slice through the meat

shes dead asleep...and laying there staring at this fat ass ugly hoe
and wondering how my dick got hard for jubba the hut the juggalo..




DIRTY NIGGA

so I tried pulling away from this hideous beast, and maybe make my escape
im close to using my own teeth to chew through my arm before its too late

if she wakes up im fucked cause she a husky bitch, she must be half samoan
so as i slip outta bed i heard her growl"where the fuck do you think your going"

at that very moment I knew I only had one chance
in one quick dash i grabbed my shoes and pants opened the door and ran


a one night stand gone bad, i wouldnt believe the shit if someone told me
it took 3 days of bleach showers to rid my skin of the smell of fried baloney

 

[BASEDVATO]

She swallowed my leg whole/ like a egg roll/

 

[drewski.kalonji]

^ all bad homie

 

[Dirt E. Needlez]

the bottom of her stomach has a wet hole? ...damn thats one foul ass visual, this nigga was fingering her sweaty ass bullybutton hole lmao

 

[408mobsta]

damm i fucked a fat mex n jap gurl back when i was 18...well she wasnt sumo but yea...never again shit was nasty after i woke feeling hella sick..one and final time ill do that lol...but the head was great lol...like eveyone else said

 

[Ry]

 

[Irishmutt]

MY EYESSSSSSSSS I AM AFRAID SO VERY AFRAID PLEASE MAKE THE IMAGES STOP

 

[ChasinMoneyRep]

i like my bitches small

 

[infinity]

bbl bbw

 

[Rumpelstiltskin]

Kelly Shibari is bomb in my book.

 

[DFresh77]

the homie FDS is the only person that would appreciate this thread....


I bumped a fat chick in 2009...never again though!

but I have gotten sucked up by a few chubby broads in the past....

 

[swindy43]

I would prefer a fat latina with huge tiddies

 

[fillyacup]

would you please write a greeting card about it?

 

[niguardian]

i hereby rebuke all the fat bitches i ever fucked with in the name of the game

chuuuuch

 

[fillyacup]

dammit flygoon..i cant help it breh..rallo..LOL

 

[niguardian]

MY EYESSSSSSSSS I AM AFRAID SO VERY AFRAID PLEASE MAKE THE IMAGES STOP

got damn them bitches are usin a whole lotta fabric

edit: but still not enough to cover that hideousness

 

[BIGTUNA]

i aint even goin to front when my beer goggles be in full affect i b smashn on the chunky ladies

 

[niguardian]

these bitches be havin three and four stomachs

u know its sad when the smallest one only has ONE fat ass gut


got damn

 

[Rossibreath]

Lol after that pic was taken they prolly ate the one with one gut