Fat ladies in stretch pants and fart trappers....

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Dec 11, 2002
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SLOWPOKE said:
I WANNA FUCK A FAT GIRL IN ONE OF HER MANY ROLLS RIGHT NOW CAUSE OF THIS THREAD !!!!!!!...WITH BABY OIL SMOTHERED ALL OVER IT,...WHILE EATING A CUP CAKE AND DRINKING A 211 40 OZ. AT THE SAME TIME OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...MAN I'M SOOOOOOOO HOT NOW,...MAN THIS THREAD IS GETTING ME SOOO HORRNY


...LOL! I soooo could have done without this visual....
 
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SLOWPOKE said:
TRY IT,....SOME DAY,....IT'S BETTER THAN GETTING DRUNK AND THEN GO HOME AND SKREW,...THIS WAY YOU HANDLE BOTH AT THE SAME TIME,......AND YOU HAVE A SNACK AFTER WORD'S?.....HAHAHAHAH



...LOL! ...how the fuck I'ma "try it"....? ..SlowpeeZy you on one.. lol..
 
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BETO916 said:
fat chicks should come equipped with one of those stix import cars have to hold up the hood. that way you can prop up the gut like you was checkin' the oil on a '84 sentra. :confused:




... Eww!... lol..
 
Dec 25, 2003
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Big women I like their size
Big women flabby thighs
Big women, big women, big women
They'll fill my eyes

Here they come walking down the street
Big n bouncy look so neat
I like them best between the sheets
Big women give me a treat

Skinny wenches will not do
I need a big one to see me through
I've gotta get some meat
to see me through the night
In the morning I feel alright

:)
 
Apr 25, 2002
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Haha, that rhyme inspired me homie.

Big fat bitches, I love them huge,
cause you know they dont mind swallowin my splooge.
Its like a treat to them when they suck so ferocious.
Slurpin out the cream filing like my dick was a Hostess.
A big fat woman's never there to complain
because she cant have the nerve with all those varicose veins.
And I bring the peaches for the cottage cheese thighs,
and I got the shaving cream for the stankin-ass hair pie.
Inner-thigh rash, head to toe with stretch marks,
smellin like ass, you would of swore that the bitch fart.
But thats just her scent, cause she just cant reach,
its kinda hard to wash the body of a whale thats beached.
But to each his own, I like them big fat and smelly
so i could bust a quick nut and watch it run off her belly.
And you know she won't cheat, plus she'll cook for her man
but the only thing of hers I wont eat is her clam.
 
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SLOWPOKE said:
i mean with your man,....eating drinking and being intamate,...that's what i meant...OOOH FOR GET IT,...I'M FULL OFF CRISPY CREAM DOUGNUTS...THEY GIVE ME A GOOD BUZZ THESE DAYS




Oooohh.. I see now.... sooo you sayin' I'm a FAT girl....
 
Dec 11, 2002
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SLOWPOKE said:
........no kay,.....I'M TALKING ABOUT FOOD, FLESH & FOSTERS BEER,.....


YOU LOOK TO THIN TO JOIN MY HEAVY HITTERZ CLUB...YOU KEEP THOSE GUYS WATERING AT THE MOUTH THO...YOU KNOW?....


...LOL!! ...I'm just fuckin' with you SlowpeeZy.. you know!