1. It hasn't even been a week since he "lost his job" yet, so how can he have not been home in a week?
2. No which is it? Has he been in grandma's attic sleeping 18 hours a day with the spiders as you professed earlier
OR, has he been gone a whole week and posting from the library?
*pulls out logic gun*
BANG! BANG! BANG!
Look at your hoax now, it's full of holes baby boy!