EVER SEEN A BAD ASS BiTCH THEN GET TURNED OFF

[saladbowlking]

EVEN 3 TIMES IF ITS REAL SPACKLEY.....

 

[I AM]

what the fuck do you guys eat that you gotta flush twice? jesus christ...lol....

step up your colonoscopy game up!

 

[saladbowlking]

^^WHAT THE FUCK KINDA GROWN MAN BE TAKING LIL BABY SHITS???

 

[I AM]

what kinda person takes shits they gotta flush 3 times? 3 fuckin times? jesus.


you fill up the toilet that fuckin much? you either eat too fuckin much, eat nasty food, or have IBS.

if you gotta flush 3 times you must have daily fuckin diarrhea dog....cause anything solid SHOULD go down the first fuckin time...

 

[saladbowlking]

what kinda person takes shits they gotta flush 3 times? 3 fuckin times? jesus.


you fill up the toilet that fuckin much? you either eat too fuckin much, eat nasty food, or have IBS.

if you gotta flush 3 times you must have daily fuckin diarrhea dog....cause anything solid SHOULD go down the first fuckin time...

IM TALKIN BOUT SOLIDS! THE KIND THAT LOOK LIKE BULL ROPE AND SMEAR ALL OVER THE BOWL.....THE XTRA FLUSHES ARE FOR BOWL CLEANING, NOT FOR GETTING SHIT DOWN THAT DIDNT GO DOWN THE FIRST TIME....THATS ON SOME OTHER SHIT....

 

[MobMuzic707]

LMAO

 

[DubbC415]

lmao (but not really) that this thread turned in to shit talk...back to the topic at hand....



one of the few times i came close to pulling a chick at the club, everything was getting worked out, knew i was gonna fuck, gonna go back to her place...and then right before we leave the club she goes "yeah i just started my birth control a few days ago, it makes my pussy smell funny" and then looks at me with raised eyebrows like "its still cool though, right?". i didnt know what to say so i yelled "taxi!" and hopped in the taxi and closed the door on her. Too bad i didnt have a twix to quickly stuff in my mouth.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

I was going to fuck this chick...until she had a long ass hair growing out of her damn nipple. My stiffy turned into a softy real fast. She got mad when i refused and stormed out of my place. I didnt tell her about the hair, so she had no idea why she got rejected.

 

[Nuttkase]

I would have clipped it off with my teeth.

 

[Fucky McFuckerson]

I would have clipped it off with my teeth.

Tried that...it damn near got caught in between my teeth like floss.

 

[Cherry.Moon]

Back to the flushing..

You have to flush twice.

Courtesy flushing is what its called.

1st flush is your shit...and the smell.

2nd flush is the toliet tissue.

Courtesy flushing.

Its a MUST.

 

[nonfiCKtion]

what kinda person takes shits they gotta flush 3 times? 3 fuckin times? jesus.


you fill up the toilet that fuckin much? you either eat too fuckin much, eat nasty food, or have IBS.

if you gotta flush 3 times you must have daily fuckin diarrhea dog....cause anything solid SHOULD go down the first fuckin time...

Ur the one that just turned legal enuff to buy some Snuff huh? U have a lotta growing to do son. Niggas really be on some peter griffin al bundy homer simpson type shit mayne! REAL MENS IN THIS THREAD OF SICCNESS

 

[niguardian]

Tried that...it damn near got caught in between my teeth like floss.

hahahahaha

 

[DubbC415]

dont forget to light a match

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

Ok, I'm not even going to ASK how this thread turned into an argument about persistent pooping.

I'm just going to leave this thread.

 

[PhantomOfFunk]

Oh wait and I'm going to add this pic of Brownie Mack on the crapper

Bye

 

[nonfiCKtion]

@PhantomOfFunk

Bitches that say, "I gotta take a shit". Something about that just makes me fuckin' cringe.

I was fuckin' with this bad bitch a few years back. We were kickin' it, she said that, and I was done with her.

Here is the answer to ur question! Imma Super Sluth!

 

[niguardian]

 

[SteadyMobbin]

poopie poopie

 

[I AM]

Ur the one that just turned legal enuff to buy some Snuff huh? U have a lotta growing to do son. Niggas really be on some peter griffin al bundy homer simpson type shit mayne! REAL MENS IN THIS THREAD OF SICCNESS

nah you got me mistaken i'm 25 not fuckin 18 LOL....good try tho.

you'd be surprised what's in the food you eat too i bet.....cause "real men" usually think that eating red meat all the time and all tha tbullshit that's not healthy for you is manly, when in fact, it's fuckign ignorant as fuck to eat like that.

in case you didn't know, i'm half hippie. so i dont' fuck with a lot of that nasty bullshit you mutha fuckas eat.