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FleshLight

Interactive Life Forms, Inc. invested over $2 million in the last decade to produce a superior-quality, durable and discreet product, capable of replicating the feel of human flesh.

Why own a Fleshlight? 92% of men masturbate (Kinsey, 1953). The Fleshlight™ is about SEX and is the only product for men that truly replicates the feel of real sex.

Our revolutionary "Real Feel Super Skin" gel inserts elevate sexual pleasure and freedom to new and exciting peaks. Cleverly disguised, the Fleshlight™ can be stored and concealed in variety of settings and is the perfect travel mate. See our Testimonial pages for comments from our satisfied customers.



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Flashlight Sex!
 
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^^^ You know, Ive never really thought of that. Not that I have a fleshlight, but Ive got a ton of other embarassing shit that'll shame my mama if I happen to die right now
 

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DeathByPapercuts said:
FLASHLIGHT SEX!

ahhahaaha those lil flash animation ads they had for this were hella nasty

"holy shit! it feels just like a REAL PUSSY!"

*nut drips from fleshlight*

it wouldn't matter of it felt like a real pussy, because part of the fun of gettin real pussy is havin a bitch in front of you bitin your pillow and makin sounds you never heard before in your life...