ever fucked a can of wetdog food

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DubbC415

DubbC415

Mickey Fallon
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Sep 10, 2002
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Tomato Alley
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nah..but this kid that went to my school, broke both arms in a football game, and they were set in casts...he told us he couldnt jack off, so he took a baggie, put vaseline in it, put it in the microwave, and put it between two couch cushions, and fucked THAT!
 
mustynutz

mustynutz

Sicc OG
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Jun 27, 2002
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^^^ man you on some CRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

aint noone eatin them funky ass fermented duck embryos.....go somewhere wit that shit...muthafucka talkin bout it gets they dick hard....yeah right...that like me sayin if you eat a rotten watermelon you'll get high...
 
PleaseEatSomeShit

PleaseEatSomeShit

Bong_Load
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Apr 25, 2002
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I dont know anything about the side effects of eating Balut...

but that shit was good... I like eating crazy shit like that. I always blow away my friends' families when I'm the only white boy at their dinner table downing pinoy food like it's nobodies business.
 
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