Johnny fuckin Drama...
I just watched the entire series for the third time. Drama is like a modern day King Solomon. I didn't really care for him the first time through, but now after 3 he's the fuckin man.
"Poor guy, he must fuck like dog shit."
"No, mean is fucking Julie chambers in the ass and making her ride home on her bike."
"You still bitching about being bitch slapped by a bitch?"
"Hey, remind him he got malested in Sleepers. That will throw him off balance."
"When opportunity knocks, let her the fuck in, and for god's sake let her go down on your girlfriend."
"Lhasa Apsos are very finicky dogs, and finicky dogs have finicky owners, and finicky owners wait 2 weeks before they even give you a tug."
If they ever re-wrote Proverbs he would be the author.