Man turtle is such a bitch for all that "I don't like that sorority girl, I don't want to think about fucking her because I have a girlfriend bullshit"
I mean if you can't talk to your homies about fucking another girl when you have a girlfriend, you are a loser.
You should able to tell your girl "oh yeah I would fuck that brunette"
WTF
I threw up in my mouth @ that lol