To me it just doesn't compare with old Em. This is Em at his most savage.
I take seven kids from Columbine, stand em' all in line
Add an AK-47, a revolver, a nine
A Mac 11 and that oughta solve a problem of mine
Cause that's a whole school of bullies shot up all at one time
Cause if I ever stuck it to any singer in showbiz
It'd be Jennifer Lopez, and Puffy you know this
Sorry Puff, but I don't give a fuck if this chick was my own mother
I'd still fuck her with no rubber
And cum inside her and have a son and a new brother
At the same time, just say that it ain't mine, WHAT'S MY NAME?
Shit that stands out and stands the test of time. Plus wacky shit like this from old school Em.
I'm disappointed in my dentist appointment
He only gave me the fuckin gas for thirty minutes this mornin
Went to the hospital to get a chest X-ray
Checked out the next day in a dress wit a sex change
I'm havin a bad day
My fuckin dad's gay, I hate fags, and I'm fuckin mad cuz I don't have AIDS
All I want to do is die
I tried suicide six times and couldn't even do it right
Collapsed, had a relapse and called three cabs
And had to be dragged back to rehab wit bloody kneecaps
Enrolled myself in a twelve-step program
Tripped on the first step and got pinned down in a chokeslam
I swear to God, this 'Pac poster comes any closer
I'm kickin this whole fuckin wall over
Two more shots and it's all over
I'm all over this wall, tryin not to fall over
All of this is way more hardcore, technical, and just plain better then this stuff...
Sitting nude in my living room
It's almost noon
I wonder what's on the tube
Maybe they'll show some boobs
with a bad voice. LMAO! LOL!
They said I can't rap about bein broke no more.
They aint say I can't rap about coke no more.
(AHHH!) Slut, you think I won't choke no whore
till the vocal cords don't work in her throat no more?!
(AHHH!) These motherfuckers are thinkin I'm playin
Thinkin I'm sayin this shit cuz I'm thinkin it just to be sayin it
(AHHH!) Put your hands down BITCH, I ain't gon' shoot you.
I'ma pull +YOU+ to this bullet, and put it through you
(AHHH!) Shut up slut, you're causin too much chaos
Just bend over and take it slut, okay Ma?
Oh, now he's rapin his own mother, abusing a whore,
snorting coke, and we gave him the Rolling Stone cover?"
You goddamn right BITCH, and now it's too late,
I'm triple platinum and tragedies happened in two states.
I invented violence, you vile venomous volatile bitches
vain Vicodin, vrinnn Vrinnn, VRINNN! {*chainsaw revs up*}
Texas Chainsaw, left his brains all
Danglin from his neck, while his head barely hangs on.
Blood, guts, guns, cuts.
Knives, lives, wives, nuns, sluts