Well the last time I held a skateboard was when I was beating some kid with his own (very short story - I hate skateboarders).
I have seen those shirts and I've thought about buying a few but I don't want people to get the wrong idea. I worked hard on perfecting my ghetto/hardcore punk blend and I'm not going to comprimise it by throwing "skateboarder" in there too. It's hard enough to stay on the right side of the fine line as it is.
Stupid trendy punk wannabes. Bah.